[Hey now! That's really rude! He can't help that he has to be so darn happy for you and everyone here who really just don't understand how difficult it is to keep this smile really why is it so hard for him now it wasn't when his face was a screen..]
Thank you for cooperating! And yes, yes shit like this has happened before.
[ right. then why does he feel like he has to keep it up all the time? perhaps he should try frowning. or yelling at someone. those cheeks ought to have gotten sore a long time ago. come on, let out your inner bitterness! ]
Fucking COMPASS.
[ the chipper agreement finally rustles his memory somewhat. ]
Nope! But I know you. [And has given a detailed description of what he thinks of you from looking at your open conversations held on the network. What he'll do when asked, fuuun fun.]
I was never actually stalking you- but I'll be sure to discontinue any further information gathering on you in the future! [Unless he's asked to again, of course.]
Audio/
Hey there, I'm doing just a basic inquiry. Have you been feeling weird today?
audio
Yes.
[ at least it's not completely unfamiliar this time. it's happened before on the Charon. he still hates it all the same, though. ]
I'd ask if it's your doing but it's pointless. Shit like this happened here before.
audio
Thank you for cooperating! And yes, yes shit like this has happened before.
audio
Fucking COMPASS.
[ the chipper agreement finally rustles his memory somewhat. ]
Do I know you?
audio
audio 1/2
[ you'd be the worst or best spy ever, man. ]
A secret admirer. How flattering.
[ he doesn't exactly sound flattered, but then again, when does he sound anything but annoyed or disinterested? eh. ]
2/2
no subject
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[ uhm bye? ]
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And since you asked my question, I have nothing to gain from talking to you here anymore, so I'll just be on my way! Seeya later!
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[ he's ought to teach this guy to sulk sometime. ]
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[Beep bop, boop, robot.]